Friday, March 8, 2013

MILEY CYRUS' SISTER GETS A MAKE-UNDER: WHEN ZOMBIE PHOTOS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE


Brandi Cyrus ModelsMiley Cyrus comes from a showbiz family. Her dad is Billy Ray "Achy Breaky Heart" Cyrus, her godmother is the one and only Dolly Parton, her brother Trace is the lead singer in the band Metro Station, and Miley herself has been in the spotlight since she was just nine years old. Cyrus' older sisterBrandi Cyrus (25), is also an aspiring musician — her duo with friend Codi Caraco, called Frank + Derol, released a song in August. But it's not Brandi's music that's making headlines now. It's her, well... it's her face. 
Brandi has been named the new face of Rad + Refined (what is it with this girl and her plus signs?), an online clothing boutique. Rad + Refined owner Jaqueline Rezak says of making Brandi a model for her brand, "Brandi brings not only a gorgeous face, but an effortless style to Rad + Refined." 
That's nice, Jacqeline — can we call you Jacqueline? — but then why did you insist on transforming Brandi's gorgeous face into something… not so gorgeous. 
Brandi Cyrus, in her normal, everyday life, is a beautiful, fresh-faced young woman. See Exhibit A, below. 
Brandi Cyrus Models
However, in her photos for Rad + Refined, Brandi more closely resembles an undead Olsen than a vivacious 25-year-old. What exactly happened here? 
Brandi Cyrus for Rad and Refined
And here.
Brandi Cyrus for Rad and Refined
And here.
Brandi Cyrus for Rad and Refined
And here. 
Brandi Cyrus for Rad and Refined
Girl, you so pretty. Why the long zombie face?

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